From the recording Wild Card
Lyrics
living with room mates can be challenging
and then sometimes it's just over the top
this whole event happened in even less time
than it takes to sing the song
big bam boom
big bam boom in the middle of the night
waking me up give me quite a fright
buddy's beating on the window screaming in the dark
says give me back my woman dogs begin to bark
making a ruckus in the whole neighborhood
don't know what's the matter but it don't sound good
big bam boom in the middle of the night
sounds pretty evil like there's going to be a fight
now i'm wide awake start to realize
this ain't just close to home it's right before my eyes
roomie brought a gal home from the saloon
her ex husband followed after and he's crazy as a loon
then i thought i heard a woman say something like
please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone
i thought i heard my room mate say what
she said please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone
you never told me you was married
big boom bam heard the screen door slam
dogs going nuts here come the police van
now i start to think we'll make the six o'clock news
she run out the door carrying her shoes
takes buddy by the arm leads the man away
room mate strands between third and home base
she said please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone
please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone
she said please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone
please don't kill him he's the father of my children
i don't want to tell them that their daddy done gone